A horror movie filmmaker took me on a surprise date to his movie set… an abandoned sleep away camp in the woods at night. A twig snapped and startled us. I asked “what was that?” and he was gone… elbows pumping as he ran away in fear and left me there. Months later, I got a text that I should get checked for genital warts. When I reminded him that we never even kissed, he replied “oh who’s this?”

In the first 30 mins, the guy told me he couldn’t climax due to his depression meds and asked if I could tell if he was wearing foundation make up. Then, after dinner he declared with a soft fist-pound on the table that I was “the gal for him”.

I got messaged 37 times in the space of 20 minutes after a date. That was a level of neediness I couldn’t handle

Well. Dude showed up with his goofy weird friend as a third wheel to a movie date. Movie was so terrible (it was Wolfman circa 2010) that we ended up walking out of the movie, friend peaces out and we were back in his car for him to take me home. We start making out right. All of a sudden it starts to taste weird. Then I notice his face. His nose was bleeding. I was like ah! Omg ya know. He was just like yeah I’m sorry that happens sometimes. I was like it’s ok… then he backed out of my driveway when he left and ran over my dad’s rose bushes. We didn’t go out again after that.

On the first date the guy’s phone rang and he answered it while at dinner. He said “Hi mom, I can’t talk right now because I’m on a date and I’m pretty sure I’m going to get laid later”. Then he winked at me. I left.

Lab partner that was crushing on me wanted to take me on a date. I was pretty open minded about it so I said yea. Thought he was a pretty cool guy till he tried to kidnap me at the end of our date.

She legit told me she’s into BDSM and Cuck sh*t in the first 5 minutes of our date.

He played the ukulele for me in the parking lot. It was not nearly as romantic as I believe he envisioned it, although he was definitely not a bad ukulele player.

its pretty crazy to me but this guy knew I was a diabetic yet he got me a gift which was a basket filled with candy and sweets and took me for boba for our first date. needless to say, we didn't last long and I didn't touch my drink but hey, my brothers were happy with the gift basket he got them.

I said I’m going to the bathroom then went to bathroom then high tailed out of there unnoticed.

She hooked up with her ex, while we were on our date.

It was my buddy not me. Comes back from a date and is like WTF. Says the girl got a call that her grandma died during dinner. He thought she was trying to ditch him so he gave her an easy out and said he could call her a cab, but she asked him to walk her home instead. So they left dinner early. Then when she got home said she didn’t want to be alone, and she boned him – then sent him on his way.

Not so much crazy, but indeed “different”. When my wife and I first met, she owned a 4000 hd pig nursery. After supper on our first date, we went there to do the night chores. She figured “this is my life, if you can’t handle it, I wanna know right away.”

Went on a date and we went hiking, then out for beer and burgers. I became very sick and turn out I had contracted a tick disease (3rd time having RMSF). She felt bad since it was her idea to hike, so she came over while I was sick on the couch. Fed me and fucked me every evening for two weeks until I was better. We then dated for a few months and parted ways.

I’ve been proposed to on the first date. Nothing flamboyant but a “Will you marry me???? You’d marry me right? You’re going to marry me eventually”. Told me he’d buy us a house, told me I’d carry all of his kids. Kinda cute. But literally the male version of obsessive gf meme. And just flat out scary. Blocked on everything and still manages to find a way to talk to me

dated a guy who’s in the movie industry, and on the first official date (all casual hang outs before this) after dinner he took me to a party that looks just like the beginning of This is the end… Ended up making some good friends in the industry

He tried to break into a condo.